The Chasing Scratch Hammer/Nail Headcover by Cayce (Navy)

When you put this headcover on your club, the patented hammer-nail pattern literally permeates through the cover and thru refined osmosis convinces your club to become the hammer. Then the next time you go to swing it your club talks to the ball like “How about I be a hammer … you be a nail … and just for this shot, let’s be co-people.”

It’s a metaphor. All of that will actually happen though.